August 4th, 2010
What is Otherworld?
Well basically Otherworld is a place for me to get back at people and characters I’m currently loathing. Quite simply it’s a neighborhood in my Sims2 game that houses sims representing people I’d like to assault, maim, or kill but don’t feel like going to jail to do so and characters who as they only live in people’s imaginations I can’t assault, maim, or kill even if I did feel like going to jail to do so.
and then she said…
Tags: Camp Happy Camp, Characters, Fiction, Otherworld on Numb, Pics, TS2
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July 11th, 2010
Well, it’s been a long long while, four months exactly since my last whine. But this has not been a good four months for me. It’s been so overwhelmingly bad for me that I don’t even want to talk about it.
But I do have a few things to talk about. Like for instance the fact that my mother keeps sending me political jokes. Unfortunately she gets her political jokes from her father and her friend Ryan who both have political views on the other side of mine. I mean I am not the biggest fan of Obama. (Sorry, but I’m not.) But I’m not a fan of those kinds of jokes no matter who they’re about. Mostly cause I don’t find them funny.
and then she said…
Tags: Death, Dr. Seuss, grandfather, liberal-socialist-commie, Politics
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March 10th, 2010
It’s been a long, long time. I guess I haven’t had much to say, or when I have I’ve been to damned lazy to actually, y’know, write up anything. But I have a rant, and I don’t think Kellie wants to hear it, so I’ll dump it here instead and she can read and comment as she chooses.
Was reading an article on Yahoo today about this town in Mississippi that canceled prom because a young woman wanted to come to prom dressed how she wanted to dress and with whom she wanted to come with.
and then she said…
Tags: Articles, Homosexuality, Sanctimonious Fucktards
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December 11th, 2009
Exceedingly long time, no rant. It’s been a quite month, so forgive me, please. But I’m back and cranky as always. Today’s rant is courtesy of Michael. Not in a bad way, just he sort of started the whole ball rolling. I was sitting at my computer talking about Christmas (Bah hummybug) with Juleah when out of nowhere Michael yells:
NOBODY CARES!
and then she said…
Tags: goats, golf, Sex and celebrity, stupid news
Posted in Dear God, Rants | 4 Comments »
November 5th, 2009
Okay if this is one of those reasons I know that clowns really are evil! I am so pissed off I can barely see straight, and it’s so stupid! It all started out with burger slinging. I was actually in a good mood, I had a really nice nap, a snack of some dried fruit mix, and was playing a game until Kellie got on because I had a question for her. (Which, I might add I cannot remember now.) It’s a stupid little time management game where you construct sandwiches and other stuff, for a motley crew of patrons hopefully before they get pissed at you and leave.
I’m actually really pretty good at the game, I manage to get through the entire game not only before they got pissed at me and left, but with 5 service stars for every character on every level in the game. So like I said: Good mood!
and then she said…
Tags: brothers = bothers, clowns, Disney, food, James Bond, Men Who Stare At Goats, ninjas, Rants
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October 27th, 2009
The other day Michael shared a comic with me. A webcomic he reads and thinks I would find funny. Without going into a lot of back story, which I don’t understand because I haven’t actually read more than a few of the comics, there’s this guy (hence forward known as guy 1) and he doesn’t like this other guy (hence forward known as guy 2) Also important in this summary is the girl. The girl is friends with guy 1 and has been secretly dating guy 2. Guy 1 finds out that the girl and guy 2 have been dating.
The production of bovines thus ensues.
and then she said…
Tags: porn, Starwars, webcomics, writing
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October 21st, 2009
Name me one politically-correct comedian who is actually funny. *hums Jeopardy theme* I’ll wait, I’ve got time.
Can you think of one? I can’t. All of the comedians I can think of who are funny are not politically correct. I mean that’s part, I think, of being a comedian, blurring the politically correct line. Tapdancing on all of the “rules” about what we can and can’t say.
and then she said…
Tags: 1st Amendment, comedy, opinions, political correctness
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October 20th, 2009
Now, at twenty-eight years old, I am well aware that painfully little in life is fair, but Kellie is being completely unreasonable! I was doing a writing exercise, there was–at least theoretically–supposed to be two more parts to Scar Tissue, but I got stuck midway through the 1,000 word part 2. I can’t figure out how to get from what I’ve got to where I’m trying to go.
and then she said…
Tags: doujinshi, mimes, not fair
Posted in Rants | 4 Comments »
October 18th, 2009
Max & Nic ~550 words PG-13 Adult Situations, Underage, Pre-slash
“There is no us. If you get caught, it’s all on you.” Nic said.
and then she said…
Tags: ficlet, Max/Nic, original fiction, Scar Tissue, writing exercise
Posted in Fiction | 1 Comment »
October 14th, 2009
Kellie and I are in what seems like it will be an endless debate. You see, I have a problem with clowns. I’m not afraid of them. I just really, really, really don’t like them. Maybe it’s cause Gacy was a clown, and It was a clown, and the existance of the Insane Clown Posse.
and then she said…
Tags: clowns, crocs, never-ending debates
Posted in Musings | 5 Comments »