Archive for October, 2009
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
The other day Michael shared a comic with me. A webcomic he reads and thinks I would find funny. Without going into a lot of back story, which I don’t understand because I haven’t actually read more than a few of the comics, there’s this guy (hence forward known as guy 1) and he doesn’t like this other guy (hence forward known as guy 2) Also important in this summary is the girl. The girl is friends with guy 1 and has been secretly dating guy 2. Guy 1 finds out that the girl and guy 2 have been dating.
The production of bovines thus ensues.
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Tags: porn, Starwars, webcomics, writing
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Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
Name me one politically-correct comedian who is actually funny. *hums Jeopardy theme* I’ll wait, I’ve got time.
Can you think of one? I can’t. All of the comedians I can think of who are funny are not politically correct. I mean that’s part, I think, of being a comedian, blurring the politically correct line. Tapdancing on all of the “rules” about what we can and can’t say.
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Tags: 1st Amendment, comedy, opinions, political correctness
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Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
Now, at twenty-eight years old, I am well aware that painfully little in life is fair, but Kellie is being completely unreasonable! I was doing a writing exercise, there was–at least theoretically–supposed to be two more parts to Scar Tissue, but I got stuck midway through the 1,000 word part 2. I can’t figure out how to get from what I’ve got to where I’m trying to go.
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Tags: doujinshi, mimes, not fair
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Sunday, October 18th, 2009
Max & Nic ~550 words PG-13 Adult Situations, Underage, Pre-slash
“There is no us. If you get caught, it’s all on you.” Nic said.
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Tags: ficlet, Max/Nic, original fiction, Scar Tissue, writing exercise
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Wednesday, October 14th, 2009
Kellie and I are in what seems like it will be an endless debate. You see, I have a problem with clowns. I’m not afraid of them. I just really, really, really don’t like them. Maybe it’s cause Gacy was a clown, and It was a clown, and the existance of the Insane Clown Posse.
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Tags: clowns, crocs, never-ending debates
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Thursday, October 8th, 2009
Okay, break down time at Andavri Station. Have you ever done something that you can’t believe you actually like did?
…I bet it’s not like THIS…
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Tags: cartoons, dear god no!, pr0n, Scooby Doo
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Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
Well, I think I might have layout. It’s basically just the default theme bastardized, but give me a break, I’ve had wordpress for exactly one bloody week. And while I know css quite well, I have no idea about anything php based!
Look for more changes to come as I get more used to working with WordPress.
Art by me.
Tags: art, layout troubles
Posted in Site Maintenance | 2 Comments »
Monday, October 5th, 2009
I would like to start off by asking if I am the only person who is a bit puzzled by the Extenze commercials. You know the male enhancement commercials? Not the one featuring Bob the grinning pedophile, but the other one. I seem to be the only person I know who is puzzled.
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Tags: Extenze, Mr. Happy, rulers
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Saturday, October 3rd, 2009
A perfectly good musing and you didn’t write it down and then you can only remember bits and pieces of it later? As much as I like the sound of my own “voice” I didn’t want to get up at 5AM and write down my thoughts this morning, I wanted to get some sleep. But it was a really interesting the things I was thinking about.
What I remember most clearly though was about fetishes and the pancake bunny. (more…)
Tags: Edward the vampire, fetishes, sexuality, the pancake bunny, Twilight, vampires
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Thursday, October 1st, 2009
God it feels good to be ranting again. I love me a good rant. It all started innocently enough. I was just sitting here talking with Kellie and Juleah about my new blog, always fun, huh? And then what should appear in my inbox but my Sony newsletter pimping… Guess? You’ll never guess. (Okay you might but there’s no fun in it.) …
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Tags: Foamy, horror movies, remakes, strippers, The Stepfather, Vince Vaughn, zombies
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