The other day Michael shared a comic with me. A webcomic he reads and thinks I would find funny. Without going into a lot of back story, which I don’t understand because I haven’t actually read more than a few of the comics, there’s this guy (hence forward known as guy 1) and he doesn’t like this other guy (hence forward known as guy 2) Also important in this summary is the girl. The girl is friends with guy 1 and has been secretly dating guy 2. Guy 1 finds out that the girl and guy 2 have been dating.
The production of bovines thus ensues.