Archive for the ‘Rants’ Category

Death and Politics

Sunday, July 11th, 2010

Well, it’s been a long long while, four months exactly since my last whine. But this has not been a good four months for me. It’s been so overwhelmingly bad for me that I don’t even want to talk about it.

But I do have a few things to talk about. Like for instance the fact that my mother keeps sending me political jokes. Unfortunately she gets her political jokes from her father and her friend Ryan who both have political views on the other side of mine. I mean I am not the biggest fan of Obama. (Sorry, but I’m not.) But I’m not a fan of those kinds of jokes no matter who they’re about. Mostly cause I don’t find them funny.

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*faceplant* Why don’t people mind their own business?

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

It’s been a long, long time. I guess I haven’t had much to say, or when I have I’ve been to damned lazy to actually, y’know, write up anything. But I have a rant, and I don’t think Kellie wants to hear it, so I’ll dump it here instead and she can read and comment as she chooses.

Was reading an article on Yahoo today about this town in Mississippi that canceled prom because a young woman wanted to come to prom dressed how she wanted to dress and with whom she wanted to come with.

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LARRY! Get me OUT of here!: The Tiger Woods Story

Friday, December 11th, 2009

Exceedingly long time, no rant. It’s been a quite month, so forgive me, please. But I’m back and cranky as always. Today’s rant is courtesy of Michael. Not in a bad way, just he sort of started the whole ball rolling. I was sitting at my computer talking about Christmas (Bah hummybug) with Juleah when out of nowhere Michael yells:

NOBODY CARES!

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Oh @#$! you, Michael!

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Okay if this is one of those reasons I know that clowns really are evil! I am so pissed off I can barely see straight, and it’s so stupid! It all started out with burger slinging. I was actually in a good mood, I had a really nice nap, a snack of some dried fruit mix, and was playing a game until Kellie got on because I had a question for her. (Which, I might add I cannot remember now.) It’s a stupid little time management game where you construct sandwiches and other stuff, for a motley crew of patrons hopefully before they get pissed at you and leave.

I’m actually really pretty good at the game, I manage to get through the entire game not only before they got pissed at me and left, but with 5 service stars for every character on every level in the game. So like I said: Good mood!

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Okay, unclench, you’re cutting off all your air.

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

Name me one politically-correct comedian who is actually funny. *hums Jeopardy theme* I’ll wait, I’ve got time.

Can you think of one? I can’t. All of the comedians I can think of who are funny are not politically correct. I mean that’s part, I think, of being a comedian, blurring the politically correct line. Tapdancing on all of the “rules” about what we can and can’t say.

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Not Bloody Fair!

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Now, at twenty-eight years old, I am well aware that painfully little in life is fair, but Kellie is being completely unreasonable! I was doing a writing exercise, there was–at least theoretically–supposed to be two more parts to Scar Tissue, but I got stuck midway through the 1,000 word part 2. I can’t figure out how to get from what I’ve got to where I’m trying to go.

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The World Scares Me

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

God it feels good to be ranting again. I love me a good rant. It all started innocently enough. I was just sitting here talking with Kellie and Juleah about my new blog, always fun, huh? And then what should appear in my inbox but my Sony newsletter pimping… Guess? You’ll never guess. (Okay you might but there’s no fun in it.) …

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