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Okay, break down time at Andavri Station. Have you ever done something that you can’t believe you actually like did?

…I bet it’s not like THIS…

I was looking at Scooby Doo movies on Netflix when Juleah got on this afternoon. So I more or less spammed her upon arrival with “Scooby Doo!” to which she responded “Moose?” Because usually Moose is my nonsequiter for when I have nothing better to say… Usually hers is Banana. *shakes head* you develop some quirks after years of being friends, you know?

So then she said “Scooby Doo and the haunting of the Weremoose.” Just random thing that came to her mind. And I said “actually that could be awesome, I wonder if you could add porn to that.” Not because Scooby Doo really needs porn, I’m sure it exists, but most people don’t really spend a whole lot of time thinking about it. But because I can never write fanfiction without including some porn. It’s a… personality quirk…

So Juleah said she didn’t know, but it could work if it were well written. Which of course it would be, everything I write is well-written. *coughs* So fast forward a couple of hours and she’s decided to start coloring on the picture that I drew for my top banner. (She wanted to and I’m egotistical enough to be flattered. Heh, I take after my dad, who knew.) And I said I needed something to do–which was true, I did. And so I said “I’m torn between drawing and writing Scooby Doo Porn.” And she said “middle road? drawing Scooby Doo porn? though forget I said that.”

And my damn art muse goes *boing* instant idea. This is wrong. I love Scooby Doo, but I really never needed to see the characters in it–um–and of course I’m not one for straight porn. I like mine gayer than little Richard’s underpants…

So I ask Juleah (quite unnecessarily, I’m almost 99.999999999% positive that she is) if she was kidding, cause my muse is now inspired and she said yes, she was, but far be it for her to stand in the way of an inspired muse. (Are you fluffing kidding me? Of course you should stand in the way of me doing terrible things to poor, innocent, unsuspecting, beloved cartoon characters! I mean Smurfs are different. Smurfs are annoying and make me wanna drown them, who cares if I draw their wonder worms. But I LOVE Scooby Doo!)

So I tease and say “… But not so far from you wanting to invent a time machine and go back in time to before you suggested me drawing Scooby Doo porn?” and she tells me that Kai (Juleah’s muse of distractions and random behavior) or Luke (My muse of bad thoughts) would be there to slip her up again.

Then… sadly… *small shamed voice* I… I actually drew Scooby Doo porn… Well, technically it was just Shaggy and Fred necked as jaybirds, with happy Mr. Happys in close proximity to each other. But, it’s porny enough for practical purposes.

But out of this came a great little cartoon of Juleah’s muses with Kai tied to a chair and gagged. So, all’s well that ends well, right?

Tags: cartoons, dear god no!, pr0n, Scooby Doo

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