Perfectly normal understandable problem. Except EVERY time I try to write something anymore I get stuck part way through. But that’s not what’s unfair. No, no ma’am. What’s unfair is I want to throw off the whole writing gig and become a mime. I’d do almost as much good as a mime as I would, say, as a writer. Considering I’ve not written much other than a few thousand words in two months when I usually put in more than that during a week.

Kellie tells me that when I have an idea, I’ll be able to write. Yeah, sure if I have enough of a mind left to write after all this downtime. I like writing, I find it relaxing, when I’m not writing on something then I’m usually going out of my frickin’ skull!

“But mimes are annoying.” So my dear friend tells me. I’m annoying. But apparently mimes are off the scale annoying. They’re a twenty on a one to ten scale. When I called her on that–that it’s not fair that she can hate mimes and I can’t hate clowns, she countered with she doesn’t “hate” mimes, she merely finds them “extremely annoying”. Sounds close enough to hate for me to generalize.

So I asked her what am I supposed to do with my life if I’m not writing and I’m not allowed to become a mime? Write a Yaoi Doujinshi on Scooby Doo? Because of course what the world needs now is not love, it’s pictures of cartoon characters doing things their creators never intended them to do.

You know what she said?

“Maybe”

See, not fair!